x. if we sold hedgehogs at the pet store, i would give them all to charlie

this isn’t so much a fact, but there are only so many interesting things about me.

ix. when i was younger, i wanted to be a lion after i saw the lion king.

i distinctly remember a period of time where i refused to speak to people and instead growled. thank god i didn’t go so far as eat bugs, though.

vii. i love nicknames so much.

sometimes i prefer clo to clover. and i will forever love that i call my sister bo and it rhymes with clo and it’s just tooooooo cute.

v. besides a.a. milne, my favorite author is khaled hosseini.

while my many adventures of winnie the pooh is a prized possession and carefully maintained, both my the kite runner and a thousand splendid suns are battered and worn from being read so many times.

iv. i have siblings out the wazoo.

there are nine of us. we are legion.

iii. i have an american bulldog puppy named pepper.

before having her, i had three hamsters and six fish. none of them lasted very long.

i. i am actually unnerved by the furry characters walking around disneyland and disneyworld. you have no idea who’s in those.

the tigger is so weird looking with a black nose instead of a pink one, anyway. like tony the tiger’s weird cousin.